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Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.
- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!
- Bee-men. - Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
- She is? - Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
- W...
2019-11-04 16:48:08
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway. Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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2019-09-15 13:31:03
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2019-09-14 18:13:23
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2019-09-13 16:23:09
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2019-09-05 23:44:19
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2019-09-01 01:14:35
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2019-08-31 20:37:08
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2019-08-26 00:38:43
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Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks. Ball-busting Edit Ball busting demonstraton in public at Folsom Street Fair, USA
"Ball-busting" is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed, punched or squeezed. In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball-kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. Like many of the other activities in this article, it carries significant health risks, including the possibility of permanent damage to the testicles through testicular trauma. Ball stretcher Edit A single metal ball stretcher and cock ring, which forces erection.
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.
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2019-07-08 16:46:21
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2019-07-06 22:08:13
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2019-06-30 01:04:41
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2019-06-22 18:33:35
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2019-06-21 01:37:37
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2019-06-05 00:17:39
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2019-06-03 22:35:10
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2019-05-30 20:08:26
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2019-05-30 17:13:20
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2019-05-28 21:46:29
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2019-05-25 14:15:44
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2019-05-24 05:02:47
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2019-05-23 13:00:57
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2019-05-01 13:55:31
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2019-04-30 20:21:55
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2019-04-30 20:20:48
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2019-04-29 22:40:37
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2019-04-29 22:39:27
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2019-04-28 19:22:18
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2019-04-28 08:40:42
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2019-04-23 13:29:26
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2019-04-22 16:36:08
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2019-04-21 23:40:09
Animal crossing is the shit I’ve played it since 2001
2019-04-18 11:13:52
I do I’m lonely too
2019-04-18 11:13:36
Now THIS is epic :sunglasses:
Now who wants to become my friend.. I'm lonely
2019-04-17 17:42:10
I was on /r/AnimalCrossing , how the fuck did I get here
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2019-01-31 13:54:18
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little ...
2019-01-26 07:37:04
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2019-01-18 13:39:09
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2019-01-18 02:59:30
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2019-01-14 11:22:49
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2019-01-10 08:29:03
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2019-01-06 21:06:01
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2019-01-03 02:31:31
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2018-12-13 12:04:50
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2018-12-11 13:56:48
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2018-12-06 08:08:02
Bara" is also used in Genesis 2 verses 3 and 4. ... It is used throughout Genesis 1, and contrasts with the phrase Elohim YHWH, "God YHWH", introduced in Genesis 2. Et (אֵת) is a particle used in front of the direct object of a verb; in this case, it indicates that "the heavens and the earth" is what is being created. Genesis 1:1 - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_1:1 Search for: What is the meaning of Genesis 1 1? What is the very first sentence in the Bible?
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2018-12-06 08:06:16
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2018-12-06 08:05:31
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2018-12-05 07:14:41
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2018-12-05 07:07:23
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2018-12-01 19:30:59
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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2018-09-23 20:09:36
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2018-09-21 18:47:11
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In what rotten hell of the 4chan abomination am I? Is it gods wrath to punish me for the infinite search within the deepest darks of or society? Can nobody give me the sweet kiss of mother death to engrave my work in the minds of the people? And to martyr me for the whole of history to remember the deeds of the ohh sooo rotten.
To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.
At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.
I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?
2018-09-09 06:39:04
To be honest, you need to understand Richard and Mortimer. Why yesterday tried to cousin (who entered the seventh year), in the title letter Rick became a cruel series. I just smile to create the idea of rare vegetables, but I see a deep message: the effort of the death of thought, the social separation of frustration, mourning and muddy, psychological sense of the big decline.
2018-09-09 06:38:38
To be clear, that to correctly understand and Richard Mortimer. What I have tried to show me the sheep yesterday: The first is called hybrid cucumber (described in the seventh). Think fried vegetables have standing to maintain the diversity of culture wavelength active powder snow type of defect. Finally to my brother out. "I am called physical year, now in SCA cucumbers, very good." "I fear alatomeno year," I can not be afraid that I say, however, that I see you, but also a warning. If a single judge is able to feed a dog, I do not object, lest I make my brother. He who knows to do good, the precepts, no capable judge?
i'VE HAD fOur gIrlS thaT WErE liViNg wiTH mE compleTELy diSaPPeAr. they WerE LivinG wiTh me beCaUSe thEY WErE either TRYIng TO GEt AWaY fROM THeir pAreNts, or BEcAusE THey were HOmeLESS AND LivING on pEoPlE'S CoUches. i sTaRTED RElaTIonsHips WIth AlL oF Them aftEr THeY weRe liVinG with ME foR a Few WEeKS. WHEn THEY LEFt, TheY leFT MOST OF TheiR meAGeR BeLOngings BeHiND, INclUDIng tooTHBRusHes. nOne OF oUR mutUal fRIeNds knEw WhEre theY WeNT eIthEr.
THE fIrSt tiMe WAS A bit OF a sHoCKEr, ANd I FIgUReD sHE Went BACk tO LIVe wiTH HER PArents. Since it Was beFoRe tHE iNtERweBz was BIG, THerE was No FAceBook TO CHEcK AnytHiNg. I MeRELY caME HOME fROM wOrKInG ovERnIGht AnD ShE wAs GONe.
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2018-08-27 15:43:15
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2018-08-22 04:54:00
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2018-08-21 20:25:15
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2018-08-19 21:17:27
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2018-08-17 15:55:00
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2018-08-17 14:58:48
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2018-08-15 18:27:33
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2018-08-15 09:46:09
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2018-08-10 21:04:14
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2018-08-07 11:09:58
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2018-08-06 16:27:00
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2018-07-31 18:56:29
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2018-07-18 17:44:57
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2018-07-18 15:51:40
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2018-07-16 11:49:37
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2018-06-30 19:44:49
I’m going to kill myself. This isn’t a joke it’s a cry for help someone please help me I’m going to fucking do it
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2018-06-29 19:41:00
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2018-06-28 22:16:29
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2018-06-25 20:46:44
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2018-06-25 20:46:36
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2018-06-25 20:46:32
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2018-06-25 20:46:19
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2018-06-25 20:45:55
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2018-06-24 15:54:52
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2018-06-24 14:43:17
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2018-06-22 18:05:55
2018-06-22 18:04:57
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2018-06-20 15:41:51
2018-06-19 06:04:30
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2018-06-15 18:06:32
2018-06-14 05:38:10
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2018-06-12 16:33:55
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2018-06-11 05:44:17
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2018-06-10 19:50:58
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2018-06-10 05:51:50
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2018-06-05 23:17:55
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2018-06-04 16:06:23
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2018-06-03 22:44:44
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