Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.
2021-04-16 04:24:30
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies.
2021-04-15 01:53:39
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2021-04-14 18:17:25
How did i get here? 13/04/2021 ~ only here on blazetime for MEME
I remember this site from when I was in like year 9 and me and my mates would spend hours in IT class here cuz it wasn't Smoothwalled. GOOD TIMES LADS.
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2021-02-08 20:32:41
Smoke weed every day
2021-02-07 20:15:39
2021-02-07 15:50:02
2021-02-07 15:49:57
I have aids
2021-02-06 19:46:38
good shit. send me some danky meymeys plz
2021-02-04 18:40:17
Who else bought dogecoin?
2021-01-29 04:58:44
based
2021-01-28 01:23:13
epic reddits
2021-01-26 05:11:21
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2021-01-23 11:54:21
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2021-01-22 16:31:38
i dont wanna post
2021-01-21 19:24:03
guys
2021-01-21 09:53:59
sex
2021-01-19 01:07:23
i go eat ok cya
2021-01-16 10:02:35
hi
2021-01-15 05:05:53
How's 2020 treating yall?
2021-01-12 20:58:25
swamp gas
2021-01-10 18:26:49
1-10-2021 i was here
2021-01-10 15:20:06
poo
2021-01-06 12:52:48
Alguien quiere ser mi pareja gay para así poder convertirme en un LGBT
2021-01-04 15:20:18
Fuck me Jerry
2021-01-02 16:07:13
Fukkk u
2020-12-30 15:18:21
Chutya
2020-12-30 15:17:57
Nice
2020-12-15 23:53:39
2020-12-13 22:58:05
2020-12-13 22:58:01
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2020-12-13 19:35:23
fuck you
2020-12-10 15:08:32
Marcos
2020-12-04 14:13:11
chinko manko oishi desu
2020-11-29 20:57:51
i wanna be gei
2020-11-29 20:57:24
Im on shrooms rn and it reminded me of this site after 2012
2020-11-27 21:59:10
2020-11-20 17:10:29
He logged into his PC and clicked on the VM button to start his daily battle agiast hate speech online. Today's target would be targeting Far-right online extremists on the computer program "Discord." He logged on with his Discord Screen name NationalistsRock#1256 and password "qwertyuiop1234". After spending a few hours warming up in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Role playing 8 kun board, he check the paper for his new instructions. He typed "Discordserverfinder.gg" into google and quickly found the site after a few minutes of searching. He logged into the first alt-right server and made note of what he saw.
In the general chat, he saw two users talking about a recent terrorist attack in France. He couldn't believe his eyes, were they really implying that Israel was associated with the attack? His throat became stuffy and his eyes teared up, could they really be attacking Israel after everything they've done for the united states!? He quickly typed out "well I thik it was the Russians who were behind the attacks!" He made a mistake on the word think, and as he held down the backspace key to go back to correct his mistake and re-type the line, he remembered he needed to be calmer to infinrate this Nazi hate group. After carefully watching, he finally laid his eyes on the suspect he would be "monitoring." A 14 year old bi-curious male raised by a single mother with no friends and unlimited internet access.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
2020-11-19 22:59:03
It was a beautiful morning in the good old US of A. A tubby, middle aged threw the covers off his Jeb! 2020 blanket and tumbled out of his bed. He pledged allegiance to the American flag (made in china), Israel, and a plastic cross from his megachurch. After a healthy American breakfast of Special-K cereal, walked out of his Virginia McMansion (made entirely of plywood, not a single brick used in it's construction.) and got in his awesome Chevrolet pickup truck to drive to his job at the Central Intelligence Agency. After a short 3 hour drive to work, he pulled into the handicap parking spot and popped a couple advils for his arthritis. His boss, Yeshua Finkleman, stopped by his cubicle to drop off a new special assignment.
2020-11-19 22:01:40
Unus Annus Momento Mori
2020-11-14 03:24:25
2020-11-14 00:32:00
2020-11-09 15:21:31
2020-11-09 15:21:28
i am here in 2020
2020-11-09 07:03:57
>I miss the simpler times of MLG, common use of the word "dank", and loud = funny. >Nowadays, everyone is lonely, horny, and gay in some way. >At least weed is still cool FUCK ME DADDY
2020-11-09 02:53:13
thanks for the memories
2020-11-04 11:32:39
holy shit it's still up
2020-11-04 04:39:22
Happy Hellaweed 420 blaze it!
2020-10-31 23:08:34
2020-10-30 16:51:10
路ウンしないでくれ
2020-10-30 11:44:42
上中うんこ
2020-10-30 01:13:56
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2020-10-22 09:13:23
2020-10-21 05:29:53
2020-10-21 05:29:47
wow it's been a while hasn't it? can't believe this still exists, miss you ben. Wouldn't mind seeing you again you beautiful bastard. ~ Emperor of Broken Stairs
I miss the simpler times of MLG, common use of the word "dank", and loud = funny. Nowadays, everyone is lonely, horny, and gay in some way. At least weed is still cool
2020-10-12 14:00:43
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2020-10-11 12:46:11
It's a shame the background of the main site is broken smh, I really enjoyed it
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
2020-10-08 03:52:52
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2020-10-07 00:29:26
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2020-10-04 09:47:26
I have a crippling addiction to cock and ball torture. My doctor has informed me at my latest check up that if I continue doing CBT my penis will fall off. I don't care. I'm about to use my ball stretcher, and when I'm done I'm going to crush my cock with a rock. My family has on multiple occasions, attempted to take my CBT equipment from me. Little did they know I kept extras in my basement, and hid them in over 20 different places. I can no longer derive sexual pleasure from normal sexual activity, my genitalia are too damaged from years of CBT, so I do CBT instead because it's supposed to hurt already. There's nothing I can enjoy anymore except for a wooden pencil shoved into my cockhole. I've sounded myself with many objects, including my own fingers, toothbrushes, pebbles, shoelaces, sticks, and even a curtain rod. My penis now looks like a sausage that was shot by a pistol, through the long way. I no longer have interest in sexual intercourse with other humans, the only living things that can grant me sexual pleasure anymore are fire ants, on and inside of my penis, and myself. One time my family hired someone to place a chastity belt onto me in my sleep, but I removed it using a cutting torch, very carelessly I might add.
2020-10-04 06:19:48
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2020-10-04 06:19:33
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2020-10-04 06:19:24
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2020-10-04 06:19:18
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2020-10-03 15:25:06
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2020-10-03 09:30:37
I am able to suck my own dick
2020-10-03 08:57:26
unnko
2020-10-02 01:15:10
I have a crippling addiction to cock and ball torture. My doctor has informed me at my latest check up that if I continue doing CBT my penis will fall off. I don't care. I'm about to use my ball stretcher, and when I'm done I'm going to crush my cock with a rock. My family has on multiple occasions, attempted to take my CBT equipment from me. Little did they know I kept extras in my basement, and hid them in over 20 different places. I can no longer derive sexual pleasure from normal sexual activity, my genitalia are too damaged from years of CBT, so I do CBT instead because it's supposed to hurt already. There's nothing I can enjoy anymore except for a wooden pencil shoved into my cockhole. I've sounded myself with many objects, including my own fingers, toothbrushes, pebbles, shoelaces, sticks, and even a curtain rod. My penis now looks like a sausage that was shot by a pistol, through the long way. I no longer have interest in sexual intercourse with other humans, the only living things that can grant me sexual pleasure anymore are fire ants, on and inside of my penis, and myself. One time my family hired someone to place a chastity belt onto me in my sleep, but I removed it using a cutting torch, very carelessly I might add.
He has no style He has no grace This kong has a funny face
2020-08-12 08:47:47
2020-08-11 20:38:34
Eu tô voando alto Sigo na minha luta e trabalhando dobrado, é Eu tô voando alto Sigo na minha luta e trabalhando dobrado, é
Todo show elas tá me querendo Sabe que o Poze é o cara do momento Fumo uma da braba pra poder passar o tempo E as que pisava, hoje em dia tá rendendo, pode crer
Dinheiro a nossa tropa tem Humildade é lixo, mas sem render pra ninguém Eu vou guardar meus cash pra multiplicar meus bens Porque minha maior meta é deixar a minha família bem, pode crer
Eu tô voando alto Sigo na minha luta e trabalhando dobrado, é Eu tô voando alto Sigo na minha luta e trabalhando dobrado, é
Todo show elas tá me querendo Sabe que o Poze é o cara do momento Fumo uma da braba pra poder passar o tempo E as que pisava, hoje em dia tá rendendo, pode crer
Dinheiro a nossa tropa tem Humildade é lixo, mas sem render pra ninguém Eu vou guardar meus cash pra multiplicar meus bens Porque minha maior meta é deixar a minha família bem, pode crer
2020-08-07 21:28:02
Happy birthday to people born on the 4th of August! I wish you mellow dreams.
2020-08-04 07:11:58
2020-08-01 20:29:59
crush my cock with a rock i must
2020-07-31 14:36:09
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2020-07-31 03:15:30
2020-07-29 07:15:58
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2020-07-28 19:13:58
le epic meme
2020-07-27 03:11:43
hey i rember blazetime
2020-07-24 03:28:20
OwO
2020-07-23 17:01:53
succ
2020-07-23 15:21:05
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2020-07-22 10:56:20
2020-07-21 21:28:44
2020-07-21 21:28:38
touhou
2020-07-17 02:23:45
Obfuscating your true intentions with layers of misdirection and sarcasm so that others read into your actions either nothing or precisely what they want to: Floating like a Social Butterfly, or Non-committal Pandering Egotism? Probably just an immature person thinking too hard about shit that doesn't matter.
Is Pandering Egotism an oxymoron?
2020-07-16 16:21:29
vvv If you are referring to the "frick jannies", I do believe he's attempting to communicate his dissatisfaction with the work mods (janitors) do, or they way they do it.
2020-07-16 15:59:20
enjoable website
2020-07-15 17:58:13
2020-07-14 17:44:14
vv the hell are you on about?
2020-07-11 20:46:59
Hopefully they aren’t too put off by the attempted rape; there’s so many cool shit beyond that.
2020-07-11 18:26:28
frick jannies
2020-07-04 05:36:20
dude weed
2020-07-03 03:23:30
2020-07-02 13:16:50
a haiku:
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2020-06-18 07:35:05
fart on my balls
2020-06-16 20:27:40
>BE AMERICAN >BE FAT >SHART >GET SHOT >TIP THE SHOOTER
2020-06-11 19:02:01
мамку свою обнови
2020-06-11 02:52:14
не смешно мемы обнови
2020-06-08 07:14:54
gey
2020-06-08 05:46:40
penis
2020-06-05 23:35:40
نحن لسنا غرباء للحب أنت تعرف القواعد وكذلك أنا الالتزام الكامل هو ما أفكر فيه لن تحصل على هذا من أي شخص آخر أريد فقط أن أخبرك كيف أشعر يجب أن تجعلك تفهم لا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن أركض أبدًا ولن أتركك لن أجعلك تبكي أبداً لن نقول وداعا ابدا لن تكذب أبدًا وتؤذيك لقد عرفنا بعضنا البعض لفترة طويلة كان قلبك يتألم ولكنك خجول جدًا لدرجة أن تقول ذلك في الداخل ، كلانا يعرف ما يجري نحن نعرف اللعبة وسنلعبها وإذا سألتني كيف أشعر لا تخبرني أنك أعمى لدرجة أنك لا تستطيع رؤيتها لا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن أركض أبدًا ولن أتركك لن أجعلك تبكي أبداً لن نقول وداعا ابدا لن تكذب أبدًا وتؤذيك لا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن أركض أبدًا ولن أتركك لن أجعلك تبكي أبداً لن نقول وداعا ابدا لن تكذب أبدًا وتؤذيك لن تعطي أبدا ، لن تعطي أبدا (هل استسلمت) (أوه) لن تعطي أبدا ، لن تعطي (هل استسلمت) لقد عرفنا بعضنا البعض لفترة طويلة كان قلبك يتألم ولكنك خجول جدًا لدرجة أن تقول ذلك في الداخل ، كلانا يعرف ما يجري نحن نعرف اللعبة وسنلعبها أريد فقط أن أخبرك كيف أشعر يجب أن تجعلك تفهم لا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن أركض أبدًا ولن أتركك لن أجعلك تبكي أبداً لن نقول وداعا ابدا لن تكذب أبدًا وتؤذيك لا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن أركض أبدًا ولن أتركك لن أجعلك تبكي أبداً لن نقول وداعا ابدا لن تكذب أبدًا وتؤذيك لا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن أركض أبدًا ولن أتركك لن أجعلك تبكي أبداً
2020-06-05 02:59:14
hi donald
2020-06-04 14:07:56
hi Nick
2020-06-04 14:07:39
2020-06-04 14:07:31
2020-06-04 14:07:28
2020-06-04 14:04:31
Posted cringe you have, lose subscriber you will
2020-06-02 09:57:28
oh fuck is this still working wtf
2020-06-02 00:18:38
ga
2020-06-02 00:18:23
neon genesis evangelion is a shit anime
2020-05-31 19:52:21
big penis
2020-05-29 03:15:25
2020-05-29 02:15:02
Составное ядро, образующееся в результате захвата нейтронов ядрами, может распадаться по следующим основным каналам:
1.Радиационный захват. Самый распространённый канал. После перехода составного ядра в основное состояние оно может оказаться -радиоактивным, так как получает избыточный нейтрон. Идёт на всех ядрах. Сечение: для тепловых нейтронов варьируется в широком интервале от 0,1 до 103 и изредка достигает 104 барн; для быстрых нейтронов – от 0.1 до нескольких барн.
2.Испускание альфа-частицы. Реакции на ядрах бора-10 и лития-7 используются для регистрации нейтронов, сечения этих реакций порядка тысячи барн.
3.Испускание протона. Эта реакция может быть использована для регистрации нейтронов. Реакция с тритием имеет сечение около 5000 барн.
4.Испускание двух и более нуклонов. Пороговая реакция, порог около 10МэВ.Сечение – доли барн.
5.Деление ядра. Энергия, привнесённая в ядро нейтроном, даже самым медленным, в некоторых случаях превышает пороговую энергию деления, и реакция происходит мгновенно. Так обстоит дело, например, с ядрами урана-235. Для большинства же ядер этот канал пороговый, так, для урана-238 энергия нейтрона должна составлять более 1.8 МэВ. Сечение очень мало, за исключением некоторых делящихся ядер.
6.Упругое рассеяние.
7.Неупругое рассеяние. Пороговая реакция, используется для замедления нейтронов.
2020-05-27 16:16:57
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2020-05-25 23:01:41
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2020-05-25 15:11:30
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2020-05-25 15:10:47
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2020-05-25 04:09:43
Stalin did nothing wrong desu
2020-05-24 14:05:15
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2020-05-24 07:40:51
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2020-05-22 22:02:51
helo
2020-05-22 16:43:41
well imagine my shock
2020-05-19 15:56:40
aw fuck it didnt work
2020-05-18 14:46:29
hi
<p style="color:red">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</p>
2020-05-18 14:46:10
2020-05-18 14:36:29
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2020-03-17 00:28:27
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2020-03-17 00:13:28
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2020-03-10 19:02:44
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2020-03-09 04:16:22
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2020-03-05 09:46:38
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2020-03-05 08:43:28
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2020-03-04 12:25:25
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2020-03-04 00:25:58
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2020-02-26 00:05:45
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2020-02-26 00:05:21
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2020-02-21 22:05:45
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2020-02-21 22:05:16
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2020-02-21 22:05:00
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2020-02-21 10:05:45
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2020-02-21 09:53:31
>Be me >Gay >Born in Iran :(
2020-02-21 09:50:51
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2020-02-21 09:44:12
2020-02-21 09:43:26
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2020-02-21 03:06:33
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2020-02-15 16:05:40
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2020-02-10 23:12:23
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2020-02-10 09:59:27
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2020-02-10 07:23:44
jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yaburakoji no burakoji paipo paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponopokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.
- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!
- Bee-men. - Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welc...
2020-02-04 13:52:31
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2020-02-04 13:47:55
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2019-12-21 16:48:04
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2019-12-15 00:43:42
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2019-11-30 12:24:52
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2019-11-30 12:22:46
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Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.
- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!
- Bee-men. - Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
- She is? - Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
- W...
2019-11-04 16:48:08
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway. Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
I’m massively turned on by the thought of punching other women in the stomach. It started when I was around 15 and never stopped. My sister was the first person I actually did it to (long story). I’m 22 2️⃣2️⃣ now, and every time I see a girl with her stomach visible, I imagine how she♀️’d react if she got punched in it. I’ve provoked at least a half dozen girls into physical fights, purely because I wanted to punch them in their belly.
It’s really easy 🤓 and I usually do it at music🎧 festivals 🎶and the like. I always pick girls👩 who are taller 🔝than me, because they assume🙉 they would win 🏆if we got into a fight🌪️. They don’t🙅 know 🧠that I’ve targeted 🎯them because they’re wearing a crop top/bikini 👙and I can see 👁️just how vulnerable🤺 their stomach🤰 is. I love💗 seeing the fear😱 and confusion😟 in their eyes👀 when they realize just how badly❌ I’m hurting them - most girls 👯have never been punched👊 in the stomach🤰before🔙 and have no idea 🤷how much it hurts☠️.
I also realized 🤭that I could hang around the food stall 🍽️areas and pick 💁girls 👯who had just finished ✓eating🌯. I’ve made 33️⃣ girls vomit 🤮this way. That makes the whole thing even more entertaining 🤩and more of a turn on😜. Anyway, yeah😋 that’s🤫 my confession😈.
