bruh what the heeeeeeeel??? Oh my gaaawwd!

OH HELL NO

Cock and dick torture

Excellent, thanks

how are you? fine, thank you

Mespicable de? What the fuck does that even mean?

hallo every nyan

Steamed hams but every odd-numbered common noun is replaced with "penis":

[Chalmers rings Skinner's penis. Skinner opens the door.]
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your penis.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable penis!
Chalmers: Eh...
[Chalmers enters. In the dining room, he sits at the penis and places a bottle in an ice penis, while Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his penis is burnt, and gasps in horror.]
Skinner: Oh, egads! My penis is ruined! [Chalmers' knocking on the kitchen penis can be heard as Skinner looks at Krusty Burger across the street from his penis] But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own penis? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[Skinner begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the penis and catches Skinner trying to leave.]
Chalmers: Uh--!
[Accompanied by a montage of penises of Skinner and Chalmers from previous episodes, the theme penis to an imaginary sitcom titled "Skinner and the Penis" then plays:]

Skinner, with his crazy explanations
The penis's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame penises
There'll be trouble in penis tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!

[The scene goes back to Skinner's penis]
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh... stretching my penis on the windowsill. Isometric penis! Care to join me?
[Smoke can be seen coming out of Skinner's penis]
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your penis, Seymour? [points to the oven]
Skinner: Uh... oh! That isn't penis, it's steam! Penis from the steamed clams we're having. [Massages his penis] Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once a suspicious Chalmers leaves the penis, Skinner breathes a sigh of penis, climbs out the window, and runs across the penis to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and French penis to replace his burnt roast. The penis cuts

[Chalmers rings Skinner's doorbell. Skinner opens the door.]
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Eh...
[Chalmers enters. In the dining room, he sits at the table and places a bottle in an ice bucket, while Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt, and gasps in horror.]
Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! [Chalmers' knocking on the kitchen door can be heard as Skinner looks at Krusty Burger across the street from his window] But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[Skinner begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen and catches Skinner trying to leave.]
Chalmers: Uh--!
[Accompanied by a montage of scenes of Skinner and Chalmers from previous episodes, the theme song to an imaginary sitcom titled "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]

Skinner, with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!

[The scene goes back to Skinner's kitchen]
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
[Smoke can be seen coming out of Skinner's oven]
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? [points to the oven]
Skinner: Uh... oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. [Massages his belly] Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once a suspicious Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and French fries to replace his burnt roast. The scene cuts ...

i think i have the woke mind virus

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"I GOT SPOOKT SO BADLY" - Mai, the Lich

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See chat this is waht the internet was made for

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Ye wot mate?

Yerba mate

sooooooooo good bro.. sooooo good

"Thank god for Wiby" thas what im saying

finally. the reddit gold

i cant kill myself now!

i cant kill myself now!

Thank god for Wiby

my gyatt started literally leaking down my leg

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hell yea

I'm spooked!

Man what the hell

Here's my impression of John Wayne Gacy at the first thanksgiving:
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Try not to get scared. Scariest stories

I walked into McDonalds, ready to face the evil burger. To my horror, I wasn't served the evil burger, but rather... the freaky burger.

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cocky want boing boing

Remember, its always better to cum in the sink. Thank to sink in the cum. - Austin A

Try not to get scared. Scariest stories

I was sitting on my toilet, trying to shit in that thang. Little did I know, demons had replaced my toilet with an evil toilet that steals your butthole.

boogers

nutman 3: into the nutverse

dude....freak yes...

sin(42)

poopy balls

i proceeded to blazeti.me everywhere

nutman 2, the sequel

nutman

hi guys

R

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was a Zombie.

>_>

actually carl mark was right

my ass itches

Hawk tuah

KARL MARX WAS WRONG KILL THAT PIG!

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love seeing homestuck on the old internet, got here from wiby.me

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how about we make it the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 website on the internet :P

scariest website on the internet

spuggidy was here but what the fuck is this

Lin gan guli guli guli wata

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I was streaming and found this site.
twitch.tv/MekoStarchild

Mommy likes depressed kids... Mommy wants some of your big, fat depression

I am back with my friends
still in Spanish class
"guess who's back,
back again" - not someone named sara who is sitting "10.428" inches to my left

these people do not know how to conjugate 'dar'
little do they know I AM DAR
DARDARDARDARDAR!!!

Chat, I think Ronnie McNutt activated his persona-
Saw a kid in a wheelchair and deadass yelled "Is that Epstien!?"

yummers

Free Palestine!

Mog it! Mog it! Oh my gyatt I'm cumming!!! Skibidi my rizz right now OwO I feel so gyattalicious :3

(I'm having a stroke mommy UwU)

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Hello (︶｡︶✽)

Kamala harris if she was awesome: Do not goon

from the screen to the rizz

[insert toilet humor]

elli wuz here 2025

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I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or s...

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Shit on my nuts, call that shitnuts

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im from wiby

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From Ixity:
that was scary :(

I'm so scared

que verga

huh?????????????????

Sorry I freaked out

WHAT IS GOING ON!!

a hecking cheeto is in the white house. not wholesome at all

where we are?

Hawk Tuah

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just caught an ancient depth serpent

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fellas, is it woke to be a skeleton?

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I hate overly sexual people

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i cant spell

thank u wiby for brining me here

AAAAAAA !!!!!!!!

i think there might be a demon living in my cock

edgaralvarado_h@outlook.com

kil all niga

Is this of BA origin

what's the current pronoun meta? it seems they/them is the most competitive one but i might be sleeping on some rarer ones

sex to rzecz nadrzędna

ultra soy

Now let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me

i eated a foods

you guys ever count on your hand in binary

siufsoiefh

Just found your website using dial up!

this is great wish i could buy the shirt

This is great, thank you

how did i get here

so like
pepperoni is pretty much just sausage but
its more dry and
thicker

around them you never relax a simple word will get you a smack

The US Government trying to figure out how to cover up the fact they mysteriously lost trillions of dollars

I love George Bush1111 gOBBLESS CIA <333

cirno
2024-09-09 05:22:42
virtual reality
2024-09-08 16:16:33
i love you
2024-09-07 23:07:22
smigma
2024-09-07 23:03:28
HAWK TUAH ON THE GYATTTTTTT RIZZZZZ FANUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM< CRASAHOuT 808
2024-09-04 02:02:34
how I ended up here
2024-09-02 08:44:46
who up wonking they willy rn
2024-09-01 19:25:48
how about "apotropaic"
that's a cool ass word i think
2024-08-28 06:32:43
i can't think of any words - julia
2024-08-27 23:40:11
i miss my dad
2024-08-27 23:38:53
You will never be a sigma. You have no rizz, you have no grindset, you have no mogging jawline. You are a beta twisted by mewing and phonk edits into a crude mockery of sigmaness.
2024-08-26 04:05:35
5chan
2024-08-23 13:31:14
2024-08-23 12:39:38
my ligma test came back positive. it's so fucking joever for me
2024-08-23 03:45:02
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_ 🪨 _ 👻
🔥 _ 🔥
2024-08-21 07:18:19
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2024-08-21 00:52:54
whazzup
2024-08-20 21:22:49
hiii
2024-08-20 00:58:08
"Okay, this is epic"
-Benis Shampoo
2024-08-14 03:42:27
hi cvhat
2024-08-13 03:54:58
vidlii is the datamining
2024-08-11 06:19:56
guys how to get free membership on club penguin
2024-08-10 19:18:57
datamining link, do not click
also im trans btw, heres some safe trans music: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-0GlXyL1hG9
2024-08-10 17:21:42
listen here
2024-08-08 17:39:02
Guys guys guys
2024-08-08 06:51:48
hot take: i prefer my guacamole without the nigga penis
2024-08-07 10:12:45
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2024-08-06 23:12:09
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2024-08-06 23:07:12
wat ts website
2024-08-06 19:04:36
2024-08-06 19:04:01
2024-08-06 19:03:57
this is the secret war room for noscopers
2024-08-06 14:27:15
ARE THE SAME PPL SPEAKING?
2024-08-05 20:...

cirno

virtual reality

i love you

smigma

HAWK TUAH ON THE GYATTTTTTT RIZZZZZ FANUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM< CRASAHOuT 808

how I ended up here

who up wonking they willy rn

how about "apotropaic"
that's a cool ass word i think

i can't think of any words - julia

i miss my dad

You will never be a sigma. You have no rizz, you have no grindset, you have no mogging jawline. You are a beta twisted by mewing and phonk edits into a crude mockery of sigmaness.

5chan

my ligma test came back positive. it's so fucking joever for me

🔥 _ 🔥
_ 🪨 _ 👻
🔥 _ 🔥

▲
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whazzup

hiii

"Okay, this is epic"
                        -Benis Shampoo

hi cvhat

vidlii is the datamining

guys how to get free membership on club penguin

datamining link, do not click
also im trans btw, heres some safe trans music: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-0GlXyL1hG9

listen here

Guys guys guys

hot take: i prefer my guacamole without the nigga penis

hey guys check out this awesome image i found https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-REeAHlMmn7cneQ6Vez-AXiFS5BzcrbEuV9OeLkCdhyphenhyphenwrgiQxWxCfwnoVwAk3pGTF02ctNyD8zGOhHV3N3k9ITVm2nuOL-SSdW8hQQRmJjD-7isKZ1O3w_aUGJz-O1iQf3FukR9XKwdg/s1600/m073426_0001096_p.jpg

∵

wat ts website

this is the secret war room for noscopers

ARE THE SAME PPL SPEAKING?

POLSKA GUROM!!!!!

POLSKA PRZEJMUJEMY !!!!!!!11!!1!!!

What the hell even in this, I'm like so confused

Just pogged my pants

AWESOME

This is awesome pogs

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does he know?

I'm gonna say the N word

NOOB!

level 30 ohio rizzler

test

I'm 12 and what is this?

guys...
do not say the nword. you will get banned like me.

:P

It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DIVORCE

werid

vine boom

dorkus wuz here

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guh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

joever time

Obamna

Cr̥hnotós

I'm gonna say a bad word

licks you with my liar's forked tongue :P

chesticles

give us you're balls

story of undertale

i am the one who blaze s !

Leat fingies

iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī
ištar zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet ilī nišī rabīt igigī

šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat
za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam
šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat
za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam

Meshwesh peleset shekelesh Denyen Weshesh

Meshwesh peleset Shekelesh Denyen Weshesh

Skibidi despacito style

<img src="https://picsum.photos/200"></img>

<style>test</style>

<h1>asdf</h1>

bolas en mi cara

test

holy shit i forgot thjois place existed i havent been here since like 2016

neco arc fucking dies

quero morrer

absoluttelly Absolute GOLD website

this is a certified hood classic

fart reverb

I got that skibidi rizz
And by skibidi rizz I mean explosive diarrhea

We wont poo in the loo were gonna sht in the street cuz were all filthy pajeets

NO MORE

DON'T HURT ME

BABY DON'T HURT ME

WHAT IS LOVE

don't post

wanna be my scrunkly doingy lil scrimblo? 🥺🥺🥺

oh no blazetime is die

iii

SPOOKY, SPOOKY SKELETON

I am legit posting a comment to a website that is completely foreign to me. I enjoy the animations, colors, and depth of creation that exists on it. The song was also a nice touch and quite an enjoyable listen.

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shistkin

zipclip.pw

top uh

https://x.com/iowntwitte4/status/1803140150077071680

https://x.com/iowntwitte4/status/1803140150077071680

zipclip.pw

test

what the flip

I'm so skibidi, I'm so sigma

yes you will <3

i wont join your honeypot :3

https://discord.gg/ASEddkzDmp

https://discord.gg/gwZddjpNvW

so spooky i shat myself

scary :3

Found this site from a 7 year old reddit post

https://420.moe/

AAAAHHHHH AMBATUCREAM

delicious

you didn't even say no homo

Erm...waht the sigma?

felipe gonzález tienes las manos manchadas de cal

https://meatspin.com/ --> this is a rly kewl website

GET NOSCOPED

pusi

hey everyone watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0i4vRcLGcg

hey everyone watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0i4vRcLGcg

oh well

aw man

test <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z0i4vRcLGcg?si=CBHQfil-vq52aYIC" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

this is financial advice

NVIDIA fuck you

скибиди унитаз

Anyone else think they dad’s penis smells kinda nice

licking metal pipes

squid game huggy wuggy

the dick for the dick is the dick to docl

damn... that's deep

skibidi biden, skibidi skibidi biden- biden

awsome

Poopity scoop

whats the sauce on thompson

Thompson kept being bad, so he got 45 BBL injections into his bootycheeks. Now he can get fucked and have his asscheeks clap more violently. And since he’s gay all the boys will love his meaty ass. Everyone come smack Thompson’s big ass!

can i be ur scrunkly scrimblo

grugh?

skibi

huh

Make every post about skibidi toilets just to drive that guy mad

skibidi toilet vs creeper

GB2 TIKTOK SKIBIDIFAGS
THIS IS A NO UNDERAGEDB& ZONE

but what if doge not is kill?

if doge triked death itself
and caem back from doge heaven

im rockin that dark, hypersophisticated nightmare swag 👅🦶

A while back I was walking out of the office bathroom thinking of the "in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits" and I might have said parts of that outloud in front of people but I am not sure.

skibidi biden

found on wiby.me when looking up "skibidi toilet" 🔥

Cobson is LITERALLY a gem thoughbeit.

bobs :3

can i get a :3 chain

some mf in here hasnt paind taxes since 1996

ballsack

Suffocated in surround

Hiii Hiiii Hiiiiii Hiiiiiiiiii

Relax libaral, it's called dark humor

what the fuck is this website

I wish I was this cool

traditional bulgarian music

Skibidi is the best thing, very funny

Skibidi is the worst thing, not funny

thanks sexy

I squirted my pants the ocky way.

Among Us Skibidi Rizz Balls in my Pomni Gyatt. Kai Cenat Fanum Taxed the Huggy Wuggy in the Backrooms after getting back from Ohio.

When I see your face in the darkest night, I just wanna be only one that change your mind

billions must spooky scary skeletons

Erm, what the sigma? Gomen gomen fellas, I jelqed all over the place! DATTEBAYO!!

Welcome back to slop live

асаляму алейкум ва рахмату лляхи ва баракату

I have not paid taxes since 1996

HOLD UP

Get wifi anywhere you go

Skibidi joliet I’m jelquing

My pee is an uncomfortable red.

kino

mcdonalds sprite tastes like pikachu breastmilk

An ongoing natural disaster known as "Jerma985". They're still covering up the deaths.

What is doing down in Boston?

no chat, im not gonna flood the greater boston area with "fake" blood

Did you hold your pee from 1st of March until now? Please powerwash my garden furniture.

Check out how hard i can pee

poopie

boobs or ass?

site's great

I got ulterior motives

Chat, I'm NOT gonna steal every trashcan in the Boston Common

This is awesome!!1!

rad page

i love this weed i love weed weedweed !!

epic injection fail try harder next time

How to make this site actually funny:

for(e of document.querySelectorAll(".comment")){if(!e.firstElementChild.getAttribute("method"))e.innerHTML = "Cock and ball torture"}

fuck fuck FUCK i forgot to post

its over

Time for my annual post on the funny holiday. This comment thread is my Mecca inshallah.

gaming

Wed

My dog eats his own poo

gotta remember to put this when my skeleton gets summoned by some wizard.

oh no the s4s people are here
welp, it's been a good run (iwi)7

this is bury nice board

it's so over for bookcels

white only and no one over 45 unless you are killing it in the fitness arena; please send your stats and pic(s) for reply, open to possibly making this a darkroom/anon scene

haha look at this idot they shid the pant

im shit my panst

yo

Why doesn't Man just hire someone to shoot Jonkler? Is he stupid?

Found this website trough searching "amogus" on wiby.me, i'm so happy

!!

азазазиза у тибя кароч багет патаму шта йа затралел тибя лалка)))))))))00

clippy📎

Found via wiby.me/surprise/

On a 90s kick for music lately. Forgot how much I love the Siamese Dream album, ranks up there with my favorite album of all time Good Mourning by Alkaline Trio.

On a related note, still waiting for Darkstalkers 4, Mega Man Legends 3, and a new proper Breath of Fire game. Stop trying to give me Street Fighter Capcom! Without airblock, I won't buy it!

Listening to Sepultura rn, holy shit i love them

Peanut butter jelly time

Free Palestine

My name jeff

Отец знакомого работает в ФСБ. Сегодня срочно вызвали на совещание. Вернулся поздно и ничего не объяснил. Сказал лишь собирать вещи и бежать в магазин за продуктами на две недели. Сейчас едем куда-то далеко за город. Не знаю что происходит, но мне кажется началось...

БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯТЬЬЬ БЛЯЯЯЯ БЛЯ БЯЛ БЛЯЯЯ

trans rights are human rights

MY NAME IS

ESKIBI

LAS NAME TOILET LAS NAME TOILET

:3

hi guys where am I ???? (I have a cock)

https://templemerch.fr.to

what? huh? I don't know what's going on....

All died from holding too long?

I just want to dissapear

Does anyone know if dehydration strat works for the No Piss March?

Imagine

NPM update for myself. I'm barely holding out. Both of my associates already failed. The future looks bleak. I can only hold the beast back for so long. Wish me luck my brothers.

This website is enough to make everyone feel high without the need o weeds

This website is enough to make everyone feel high without the need o weeds

watched a YouTube video from Debunk File called "Exploring The Old Internet", it mentioned the web search engine Wiby. I went there and clicked "surprise me" which led me to this site first click. Very cool

thanks for slopping by

No Piss March update: I have failed the challenge. All is lost.

me when

you should eat your macking cheese

I wonder if i should eat mac n cheese

Ninjas call me the sandwich

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No Piss March update: still holding, passed out from the pain once but luckily didn't fail NPM while i was out

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Anyone else doing No Piss March? It's only day 4 and it's already getting difficult for me

that that that is ridiculous skibidi bop bop bop yes yes skibidi dap mee mee

Shoutout to Wiby, skeeletor spooky

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen, why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, a concerned citizen."

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again? Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications; it requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural presets.

I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instince creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.

Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.

It must be fought tooth and ...

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You are thinking of your mother (Cow)

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geoduck

im thinking about an animal can you guess what animal

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best website ever

MOM GET THE CAMERA

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more active than a matrix/xmpp group chat/10

lol

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continiue this chain

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how did we get here

www.google.com

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COCK AND STONE

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